6/8/08: Exhibit A: Two Pairs of Women’s Thong Underwear

Dear Dick Wolf:

You’ll be relieved to know that the thong bandits were taken into custody this weekend.

ARVADA, Colorado (AP) — Police in a Colorado town say they’ve caught two “thong bandits” who used women’s underwear to disguise themselves during a convenience store robbery.

Ninteen-year-old Joaquin Rico turned himself in Friday, two days after 24-year-old alleged accomplice Joseph R. Espinoza turned himself in… 

Thank goodness. Now we can go back to sleeping at night. However, I find it disturbing that police didn’t really “catch” the bandits. They turned themselves in.

Umm…they were wearing thongs. Not ski masks, not even bandanas. THONGS. And they managed to elude capture.

I smell a new trend.

 

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Published in: on June 8, 2008 at 11:13 am  Comments (1)  
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