6/4/08: From the Dumb & Disorderly Files…

Dear Dick Wolf:

I’m at work. Working. Just so there’s no confusion should my boss stumble across this post in the middle of the workday. I was doing research, for my JOB, and found this in the National Ledger. More material for your sitcom:

The Arvada thong robbers are still on the loose in Colorado. While they certainly seemed like they would belong in the stupid criminals club and might be caught fairly easily due to a disguise that covered very little of their faces, police continue to search for two robbers who wore masks made of women’s thong underwear.  These are the would be pantyhose robbers of the 21st century.

One of the men sported a stunning blue mask from a ladies thong and the other a very fetching green one. Not boy briefs, or even bikini underwear, video surveillance show the men wearing the thongs.  They stole a stash of cash and cigarettes, which one man stuffed into a pink backpack. The suspects were described by police as being in their 20s.  The bandits hit a convenience store in Arvada, Colo.

While stating that the two were charged with a serious crime, Police spokeswoman Susan Medina also noted that the robbers had made a relatively bad choice when it comes to robbery masks.

“There’s a plethora of disguises out there: ski masks, character costumes,” Medina said. “And, if you’re going to wear underwear, certainly there are other kinds that would give you a little more coverage.”

I think I may have dated the guy with the tattoo. I’ll keep you posted.

Ok – gotta get back to work. Did I mention I’m working? I’m working.

Advertisements
Published in: on June 4, 2008 at 10:52 am  Leave a Comment  
Tags: , ,

The URI to TrackBack this entry is: https://deardickwolf.wordpress.com/2008/06/04/6408-from-the-dumb-disorderly-files/trackback/

RSS feed for comments on this post.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: