5/19/08: SCOTUS

Dear Dick Wolf:

I came across something today you might enjoy – the Supreme Court wire! Courtesy of the Las Vegas Sun.

Thomas: “Hey guys, look! Angelina Jolie just walked in. Right on!”
Roberts: “Whoa! Hey, that looks like the dress she wore to the UN gala last year, only, you know, maternity style.”
Thomas: “Nah, that was a little Dolce & Gabbana number. This one looks more like Emanuel Ungaro. He’s one of her faves, man.”
Scalia: “Brad’s not with her. You think they’re having problems?”
Roberts: “I wish. He’s probably watching the kids. Man they’ve got a lot of mouths to feed. You know she’s got twins in there, right?”
Thomas: “Yeah, Jack Black outed her. But it’s not like we didn’t already know.”
Scalia: “Hey – you think she’ll take a picture with us?!”
Roberts: “I don’t know, go ask her!”
Scalia: “You ask her, man. You’re Chief!”
Thomas: “Damn she’s huge! But, proportionate, you know.”
Stevens: “Mmmmmm.”
Alito: (to himself) “Try not to look…try not to look…”
Bader Ginsburg: (to herself) “Try not to look…try not to look…”

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  1. THAT WAS FUNNY


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